Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...