Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...