Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...