Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!