The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...