Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...