A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...