What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
slugs leave a trail
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Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!