Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...