On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...