Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...