What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...