Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...