Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...