Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...