Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...