The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...