When to slap a midget?
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Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
You are in trouble
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