Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...