What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.