Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...