Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...