On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...