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You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Pierced ears for pirates
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Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
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Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...