Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...