Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...