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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...