Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...