Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...