Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...