Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...