Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...