I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...