You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...