What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...