The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...