A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...