cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...