Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.