It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....