The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...