Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...