What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
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A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
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Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...