Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...