The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...