Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.