10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...