Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Seminars for Men
Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...