Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...