Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...